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Joke of the Day

"Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends."

"What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds? Deez Nutz"

"Twitter. Or as I call it: Sinterest."

"There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who know math and those who don't."

"I went to an atom party last night. It was crazy, but in the middle of the party a couple splitted up and the party exploded!"

"You can only regret what you remember. -Tequila"

"The only kind of meat a priest can eat on a Friday..... is nun."

"I see that El Chapo has been extradited to the U.S. So we may not get a Mexican wall but I bet we get a tunnel!"

"I was on my way to commit a heinous act of religiously motivated violence but then I saw a Coexist bumper sticker"

"Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or the rooster's insistence that he knows what's best for both of their bodies?"