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Joke of the Day
"So I told a deaf guy... ""Stop me if you've heard this one..."""
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"Finish this sentence: I like my coffee like I like my _____. I like my coffee like I like my coffee: recursive."
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"How many Vietnam Vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? YOU DON'T KNOW MAN!!!! YOU WEREN'T THERE!!!"
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"How do circumcision doctors get paid? In tips."
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