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Joke of the Day
"What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
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"I've just written a song about tortillas - actually, it's more of a rap."
"Your voicemail will be ignored in the order in which it was received. Beep."
"What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Doug."
"Iron Man is a super hero. Iron Woman is a command."
"What's a space pirate's favorite planet? mArrrs!"
"By the end of their life, everyone will have appeared in at least two Fast & Furious movies"
"Nice try Jehovah's Witnesses but dressing up like cops and telling me you have a warrant is not going to get me to open my door."
"Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven. Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, ""gosh, it's so hot in here."" ""The second muffin exclaims, ""Ahh, a talking muffin!"""
"What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer? The taste!"