200518
Joke of the Day
"What was Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit? Cantaloupe"
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"""Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."" Only Vincent responded."
"If you carry a baseball bat in your car, you should carry a glove too. Your lawyer will thank you."
"How do you make a cheeseburger sad? Make it with blue cheese!"
"The Model Her Garb was just pure Garbage, and she had a silly old Bag: she drank so much that we all went Dutch.-and of course she lost her Rag."
"What did Moses say when Isaiah told him the levy had burst? God Dam It!"
"Whats the difference between a pick-pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches."
"Why do Jewish fathers have their sons circumcised? They know Jewish women can't resist anything with 10% off."
"Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere? He drove a Ford."
"What do you say when only the egg remains? It's all ovum now"