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Joke of the Day

"What do Justin Timberlake and Theon Greyjoy have in common? A dick in a box"

"My wife dared me to yell out ""HURRY UP HAYDEN"" at Disney World. Now we have 27 blonde boys & 8 girls following us like Children of the Corn."

"1) Find and catch a rabbit 2) Go to restaurant 3) Complain about a hare in your meal 4) Enjoy free meal plus adorable household pet"

"The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes."

"Who's Becky, Stan? She's just a country!"

"Dang girl are you a CS map? Cause you're looking DE_licious tonight."

"Why did the Marxist drop out of school? He didn't like the classes."

"*wakes up in cold sweat* SHOULDN'T ELEVATORS BE CALLED SOMETHING ELSE ON THE WAY DOWN?"

"Did you know that you can tell the gender of an ant by throwing it in water? If it sinks = girl ant. If it floats = buoyant."

"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"