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Joke of the Day

"Gay best friend How do you know if your best friend is gay? His dick tastes like shit."

"What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby? A baby."

"Q: What do a clitoris an anniversary and a toilet have in common? A: Men usually miss all three."

"The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me."

"I'd tell you the joke about the philosopher but I think only a Nietzsche audience would understand it."

"Why did the ghost go to rehab? He had a problem with boos."

"What did the Buddhist Monk say to the Hot Dog Vendor? ""Make me one with everything"" (assuming he would be able to talk in the first place)"

"Did you hear about the kindergartener with a bad knee? He needed a kid knee transplant."

"Finding a guy to marry who is rich enough to pay off my debt, but not so rich he wants a prenup is, like, so much harder than I anticipated."

"What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek."