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Joke of the Day

"""What?""- pothead owl"

"If I had a dollar for every dollar I had... I would be a counterfeiter."

"What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted ""shut your hole"" at him? ""Babe, it's a valve!"""

"What is the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? 1 US Leader."

"When your kids are little you're a super hero.When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility."

"I was interviewed today by a Far East Sultan to be a eunuch. He needs a eunuch to guard his harem of 365 women. What an ideal career!! Sadly, The Sultan told me I wasn't cut out for the job."

"A sadist doctor keeps his stethoscope in a fridge"

"Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it? Because he can't ""C"""

"They used to laugh whenever I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well they're not laughing now!"

"I used to be a taxi driver. Do you know why I gave it up? I didn't like people talking behind my back!"