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Joke of the Day
"what does Dr Watson says to his flatmate when he's constipated? no shit, Sherlock"
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"I can't fall asleep/So I think of some haikus/I should go tweet one!"
"The cow got very nervous when it saw beef As cow's career was at steak"
"Hear about the state-of-the-art amputation device? All I know is it's pretty cutting edge..."
"What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system? A spider"
"I love the word ""Allegedly"". You can make up anything about anyone without any reprisal... allegedly."
"I saw two kids fighting on the elementary school playground... Being the only adult around, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."
"Someone told me my math skills were average. I replied that they were just being mean."
"What do you call a butt-naked person on the moon? An Ass-tronaut"
"Every time I pour a round of drinks, it goes all over the place. I think I need glasses."