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Joke of the Day
"what does Dr Watson says to his flatmate when he's constipated? no shit, Sherlock"
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"So a commie, a clown and a crook walk into a bar... ...no wait, they enter a presidential race."
"What has 75 balls and screws old ladies? Bingo!"
"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 2-year-old: An eagle! I'm going to save so much money on college."
"Me: I need to know what your office drug policy is. Him: No drugs. Me: Got it... Do you consider the parking lot to be part of the office?"
"Kids are great. They are the ultimate proof that you, at one point of your life, pleasured a woman. On an unrelated note, would you like to see a picture of my 12 kids?"
"This is Bill Bill has a wife Bill isn't scared of his wife & says what he wants when he.. This is Bill's wife Bill is no longer available"
"I want to treat you like my big toe and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house."
"How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant? Using saxitoxin."
"Women are like parking spaces... Sometimes all the good ones are taken so you need to put it in a disabled one."