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Joke of the Day
"I got a Ouija board tattooed on my back to trick ghosts into giving me massages."
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"How can you ask a Mexican if their zodiac sign is leo? Julio"
"So my girlfriend told me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter. Well, I've got some news for her."
"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"
"Two melons were out for a romantic dinner. One melon said to the other, ""Honey, dew you love me?"" The other replied, ""Yes, but I cantaloupe!"" ### ...I'll show myself out"
"Why was the redditor banned? Voat manipulation."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's always down the chimney."
"I lost my voice so basically I'm every mans dream girl right now."
"""Look at what came in the mail today!"" ""That damn horny mailman again?"""
"Wet wipes are tissues who like to party."