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Joke of the Day
"Wet wipes are tissues who like to party."
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"I love kids...But stop making me hold your baby. Why are you letting people touch your new born?!? I don't let people touch my new iPhone"
"If your girlfriend says she's going out to run some errands and comes back with 6 bags from the mall... You might be dating my wife."
"Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?"
"A guy says to his friend, ""we should open a joint bank account."" His friend says, ""what for?"" The guy says, ""I just told you, weed money!"""
"Scientists say the average size of the male penis has gone down to 5 inches. This just shows how big the Asian population is getting."
"How does good king Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, crisp, and even."
"I had to pick a password that was 8 characters long. I went with 'snowwhiteandthesevendwarves'."
"So, a friend of mine claims to be really body-positive, but... ...I saw him comment on a picture of a fat woman in Wal-Mart comparing her to a pachyderm. I told him to stop being so hippo-critical."
"What state is the highest on every top 50 list? Colorado."