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Joke of the Day
"Why did people make white chocolate? So black kids could get dirty faces too."
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"""My eyes are up here"" ~ The last words heard by any guy who checked Medusa out."
"What is the only result for Ear-rape? Hearing AIDS."
"Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion. Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place."
"TIFU by mixing up my sub order at subway. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Stop Flaming Faggots! A Non profit dedicated to informing the public about the fire dangers of bundled sticks and stacked firewood."
"What's worse than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."
"So.. I woke my gf up with oral sex this morning -Oh wicked, what'd she say? -Thtoph, thtoph!"
"An old lady in front of me dropped a $20 note, so I asked myself, ""what would Jesus do?"" So I turned it into wine. I bought wine."
"People think i am so incapable of doing anything on my own that even if i commit suicide they would say it was murder."