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Joke of the Day
"The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good."
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"Q. What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster? A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)"
"I've got a friend who is a structural engineer. He's always complaining about stress at work. EDIT: damn I wish I got karma for this post."
"If you want to use excessive force and get away with it too. Just join your local police force."
"What sucks about being black and jewish? You gotta stand at the back of the oven! Edit: I was at an [7] when typing this and fucked it up. It is better now. oven was bus. Changed bus to oven."
"I've had enough of my girlfriend's obsession with auctions. So I bid her farewell."
"How do you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber? Ask them to say the word **unionized**"
"What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius? Fur Elise"
"Why did the dictator's plane crash? It was stallin'"
"My dad fought in World War II. I just received an email confirming my order of a maroon cardigan sweater."