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Joke of the Day

"What did the blind, deaf, mute quadriplegic boy get for Christmas? Cancer."

"Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy? A penny-farthing."

"I've always sucked at math! How many people should there be in a relationship?"

"I've compiled a list of famous athletes who have spent time in prison. It's a pros and cons list."

"You know I'm glad there are women in the world... Otherwise life would be a pain in the ass."

"Condoms aren't as safe as they make them out to be... My friend was wearing one when he got hit by a truck. He's not doing too well..."

"(Date) ME: Watch this *ties cherry stem with tongue* HER: *giggles* 1-UP WALLY: *places Rubik's cube in mouth and pulls it out solved*"

"When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail... When my mate turned 40, I sent him a CD in the mail: UB40 A month later, on my 40th, I received a CD in the mail from him: U2"

"What do you call a mushroom who strongly believes in radical Islamism? a fungimentalist"

"What does alcohol free beer taste like? Like going down on your sister. It tastes the same but something's not right."