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Joke of the Day

"I've compiled a list of famous athletes who have spent time in prison. It's a pros and cons list."

"I like my coffee like I like my minorities... ... I don't."

"Where did Napoleon Bonaparte keep his armies? In his sleevies."

"The best part of being a crackhead.... Only two more sleeps until Christmas."

"Today's no reddit day. Don't reply to this"

"A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game."

"Fishes. What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?"

"So now they're feeding cow marijuana infused grain? That isn't for me... ...those steaks are too high."

"Why couldn't the two testes be friends? Because of the vas deferens."

"How to deal with anger and resentment toward someone: 1. Write down feelings and put message in a bottle 2. Break bottle over person's head"