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Joke of the Day

"A Priest and a Rabbi See a 8yr Old Boy. The priest says, ""Lets Fuck Him."" Rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""

"Are you going to Scarborough Fair? No mate, sounds shit."

"Despite constantly dropping the ball... Gravity is pretty reliable"

"My friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo. I had to put my foot down."

"[electric chair] ""Any requests for your final minutes?"" ""Yeh, I want the last episode of Lost explained."" *acquitted on a technicality"

"Why are ugly guys better with computers then women? Turning off a computer often fixes the problem."

"What do you call it when a Mexican digs their feet under the sand? Bury-toes. Hah hah"

"What do you call a cow that can go 3000 feet per second? A bull-ette."

"What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments? Faithbook"

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a vacuum cleaner? One is great with a carpet, the other one sucks my dick."