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"This is where I draw the line! ________________________________________________________"
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"How many dead hookers does it take to fill up a garage I know it isn't 37"
"[Gets cut off by a Pruis] *Speeds up to cut off Prius then drops a banana peel behind me* *Prius spins out of control* Thug life."
"Ok..I get it now..When you spoke in a normal voice it was unclear what you meant but once you screamed the identical words it all made sense"
"What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work? A futility knife."
"[hears baby crying in the next room] ""It's ok, I'll go."" [gets in car & goes to a motel]"
"Mitt Romney ."
"Rockstar has pretty much confirmed it's making a new Red Dead ... ... Grand Theft Auto V dlc with new customizable skins inspired by attire in the famous western-themed game."
"What's the difference between a decrepit Greyhound station and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station, the other's a busty crustacean."
"*wakes up in cold sweat* SHOULDN'T ELEVATORS BE CALLED SOMETHING ELSE ON THE WAY DOWN?"