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Joke of the Day

"Me: Do you want dinner? BF:sure, what are my choices? Me:yes or no."

"Stop advertising your relationship on Facebook not everyone wants to see you happy."

"Babe, does this mole look suspicious to you? *Points at mole wearing sunglasses and a raincoat*"

"""97% of the world's population is homosexual."" - survey based on YouTube comments"

"An opinion without 3.14 Is just an onion... DEEP"

"Did you hear that Protons have mass?... I didn't even know they were Catholic!"

"I really hate working late. My ride turns into a pumpkin and I always end up losing a shoe."

"Two trucks carrying thesauruses got in a wreck... Onlookers were aghast, amazed, appalled, astonished, astounded, dismayed, offended, shocked, stunned, upset..."

"What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day? A booquet of flowers."

"You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life... You used to be the semicolon(;) in my life! Sorry but times have changed and I have python now...!"