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Joke of the Day

"An opinion without 3.14 Is just an onion... DEEP"

"So a guy comes into a bar... oh wait or was it a horse? Ok so a guy cums into a horse. yaaa obviously works better as a spoken joke"

"I was going to make an anal joke... butt fuck it. I know I know I'm a terrible reposter. I'll see myself out."

"Virgin Airlines should just be itself. It'll happen eventually."

"Why I'm leaving Reddit. I have to go to the gas station to pick up some munchies."

"WARNING: Racist What do you call a black person on the moon? A problem What do you call all black people on the moon? A solution"

"Couldn't look worse today. Time to run into an ex..."

"My Vietnamese friends just got married, but by coincidence share the same last name so there was no hassle... It was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation."

"I'm not racist at all against black people because... ...every house should have one."

"First take an ass and put another ass behind it. Then I come. Then the whole nation comes after me.... That is how you spell assassination"