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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a homosexual on fire that jumps into water? A flameboyant homosexual"

"What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher? What do you mean?"

"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"

"My sex life is like my personal record for the number of days I've been alive I beat it every day"

"You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For instance, if they are around your throat, she is probably upset at you."

"Why do scuba-divers go in backwards? Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat."

"Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? His body decomposed."

"How did the Jewish alcoholic survive The Prohibition? He-brewed."

"""How much would you say you read the Bible?"" ""Well, I don't read it religiously."" Bud-dum tss, I hate myself."

"Why can't ghosts have babies? They have hollow weenies!"