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Joke of the Day

"How much wood can Chuck Norris if Chuck Norris could chuck wood? Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear."

"Have you heard the joke from the kid with short attention-span? He didn't even finish his j---"

"If I was Baltimore's head coach I'd probably just say ""That's so Ravens"" after every play."

"ok honey, you're going to love this movie. all you need to know is that ""robocop"" is short for ""robot cop"""

"What did the hipster say... ...when he was told to get off the couch? ""Nah-imma-stay"""

"So my friends played a practical joke on me They gave me a candy bar & told me it was chocolate, but it was actually carob. Fucking carob terrorists!"

"What kind of bee makes milk Boo-Bee"

"A guy walked into a gay bar backwards. Ouch."

"In high school I hooked up with my teacher... She was really into me... I mean I was home schooled, but still!"

"I park in the farthest spot possible at the gym for the added benefit of eating my croissan'wich without being judged by people walking by."