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Joke of the Day

"Store Sign: ""WE HAVE MACE"" Think that's going to keep me from shopping here?"

"I went to an orgy... And all I got was this cummy t-shirt."

"Dad tell me a joke[nsfw] ""Hey dad tell me a joke"" Dad:""Pussy"" Son:""I don't get it"" Dad:""I know hahahaha"""

"Happy Fourtho de Mayo."

"The lead singer of Chumbawamba died earlier today. During his autopsy his body got knocked down...and that's when things got interesting."

"What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds? The coming of the lord"

"What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable? ...what's tomato with you?!"

"How do you shut up a deaf person? Punch them in the hands."

"My girlfriend is always such a sourpuss. Maybe I should stop using lemon flavored condoms."

"The arrogant baker declared 'You'll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window' The customer agreed 'It must be the double glazing'"