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Joke of the Day

"""Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?"" - Karen"

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"I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this"
"I can't stop coughing. Think I'll go see a movie in a crowded theater while slowly eating a bag of bone-dry popcorn."
"What is a Catholic choir boy's favorite song? ""Can't Touch This"""
"Where does the king keep his armies? in his sleevies!"
"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"
"It'd be pretty rad if the Pope's Twitter account was just Billy Joel's second Twitter account where he only tweets while on Ambien."
"what do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? rubbertoe"
"How many perverts does it take to put in a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes the entire emergency room to get it out."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off."