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Joke of the Day

"""Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?"" - Karen"

"When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"Let's talk about Sex Baby. I regret you naming our son that. You're a real piece of shit, Tammy."

"last night I did a poo and in it was a tied up length of rope I shit you knot"

"Why did Pinocchio's nose get longer? Because he told his wife he cheated on her."

"""How come you're only watering half your lawn?"" a perplexed tourist asked a Richmond resident. ""I just heard there was a fifty percent chance of rain."""

"I used to face my problems head on... ...now my forehead has bruises."

"What's the difference between Santa Claus and the Jews? The way they traveled through the chimney."

"Origami Belts They're a waist of paper"

"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"