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Joke of the Day

"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"

"What's the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer? The taste."

"Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? Because he needed his space."

"Single bells, single bells,single all the way oh what fun it is to see couples fight all day hey!"

"An Irish guy walks into a bar... A few hours later he goes home and beats his wife into a coma."

"Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller."

"(Tell this to your professional friends or relatives) Your must be a fish... because you've got lots of SCALES!! YEEEEEEYAAAAAA Edit: (skills/scales?) get it?"

"Did you hear about the restaurant on Mars?? Great food, horrible atmosphere."

"A Muslim goes onto a plane ride I forgot the punchline but i'm pretty sure it ended with a bang."

"I had a friend from Ukraine. Now he's from Russia."