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Joke of the Day

"I could survive 3 months in the wilderness with a pocket knife and the contents of a woman's purse."

"My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clay ! Clay who ? Clay on Sam !"

"What does a successful rapping cow struggle with? Moo money moo problems"

"if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker"

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... ..."

"America is there land of opportunity, where if you work hard enough, you can make the business owners rich."

"*wakes up from 20 year coma* SHIT, MY TAMOGOTCHI"

"I hate when I go out in public only to discover that my fly is down. Cheer up my little insect friend. Cheer up."

"How often do you guys close your internet tabs? One of mine is from the Kerry/Edwards campaign."