55675
Joke of the Day
"How do bank robbers send messages? By flee mail!"
Next Joke
"*Good Will Hunting* Professor: are you the janitor who's been solving the math equations? me: [writing '80085' on every chalkboard] yes?"
"Confucius say....... ........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up."
"Why are Democrats stupid enough to believe in climate change? Because they were vaccinated as children."
"What do you call a German Barber? Herr Cut."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away. That's the best plan healthcare.gov could offer me."
"My friend is obsessed with navy destroyers He warships them."
"Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged saw on last comic standing"
"What do you call pasta sex? pennetration."
"How is my penis like a dead midget? They're both a little stiff"