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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a monkey terrorist? A Baboom!"
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"I love this time of year, where my massive spider webs and the dead guy in my living room are ""Halloween decorations"" again."
"How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time."
"my doctor refuses to fight me and i think it's cause he saw how i barely cried during my flu shot"
"Paying bills is fun and easy when you have a bottle of wine and a shredder."
"It's not herpes... They're called Genital Cold Sores"
"A feminist once asked me ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p."""
"So two reddit mods walk into a bar... ...ya think the second one would have seen it."
"Q: Why did the ox fall down the hill? A: It was an oxident."
"My wife installed a mirror over our bed. She said she likes to watch herself laugh."