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Joke of the Day
"This census and Tax stuff is crap. I want to live in a country that doesn't assign homework."
Next Joke
"Why did u eat it??? A lady was pregnant. Her son asked her ""Mom, What's in u'r tummy?"" Mom answered ""Its a sweet, lovely baby."" Son says, ""If the baby is so sweet and lovely then WHY DID U EAT IT???"""
"Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine."
"Hahahahah Wife: ""What are you doing?"" Husband : Nothing. Wife : ""Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour."" Husband : ""I was looking for the expiration date."""
"If you're in a hot dog eating contest, poop on the table, and then while everyone is too grossed out to eat, just finish one hot dog."
"I feel like I've had this mustard before...... it must be Dijon Vu"
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my dad. Not screaming in terror, like his passengers."
"You know what i hate the most about Sex Ed? that he's been convicted of several cases of sexual assault"
"Notice you don't hear about,""Kony"" anymore? Glad everyone cared for like, five minutes."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Brother ! Brother who ? Brother-ation I've forgotten your name !"