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Joke of the Day
"Kids are much like ________, they__________."
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"Any woman who chooses to have sex with me, gets the short end of *that* transaction."
"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."
"It's ok Apple users, I just woke up and found a surprise Nickelback album on my BlackBerry."
"Did you know you can tell whether an ant is male or female easily? Just drop it into water, if it sinks it's a girl ant. But if it floats it's a buoyant!"
"*Rides unicorn to work* *Gives Bigfoot hi-five* *Chats with mermaids* *Argues with Medusa* *Gets called in to HR* *Fails drug test*"
"Me: my fitbit broke Sales Guy: how Me: i put it on my dog's tail and asked him who's a good boy Sales Guy: if i give you a new one can i see"
"Well...well...well Welcome to stutter class"
"First rule of Botox club: Nobody look surprised when someone new joins."
"What do gay horses eat? *HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYY*"