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Joke of the Day

"Kids are much like ________, they__________."

"PSA: Brazilian officials have assured that they've taken measures to lower the chances of being murder there during the Olympic games to be... Juan/Brazilian."

"All the toilets have been stolen from Scotland Yard The police have nothing to go on"

"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."

"The girls that say that all guys want is sex, are usually the ones who have only that to offer."

"Election results are coming in from Warsaw So we'll soon see who's leading the Poles."

"I think the republican party is correct on a few key issues like..."

"What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back? A Chiroptopracter."

"what did the domino's pizza delivery guy say to Satan? The power of crust compels you."

"What if... ... in like 30 years they made a film about Leonardo DiCraprio and how he never won an Oscar...and the actor who played him got an Oscar."