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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday, my computer science teacher was teaching us about for-loops... ... he said it was a *for n* concept."

"Let's take all the bad science jokes... And barium."

"Who the hell invented Bull Riding? ""Hey, I'm gonna hop on that 2,000 pound pissed off animal...Time me!!!"""

"I saw a ballet themed porn the other day. It was 'Fucking en Pointe'."

"If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone."

"if money can't buy happiness explain pizza"

"Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind."

"You know what makes me smile? ... my face muscles"

"What's the best way to get to the mental hospital? Take the psychopath!!"

"A punchline walks into a bar. Hello, you have reached the punchline, leave a message after the tone. **beep**"