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Joke of the Day
"How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size? In square feet."
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"A friend of mine died late last night I woke up in mourning."
"I had a joke about bones... I cant remember the punchline but i remember it was really humerous"
"Why was everyone scared of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender"
"There is a blonde and a zebra in a bath tub... And the blonde asks the zebra, ""can you pass the soap?"" The zebra says, ""What do you think I am? A fucking typewriter!?"""
"What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bag outside the breast cancer ward."
"Which 3 words will make a mexican tremble in fear ? Round of 16"
"*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as i suspected. wind."
"I think I'm non-committal I mean I'm pretty sure, but, you know, who knows, really?"
"How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb? Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork."