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Joke of the Day
"*licks finger, holds it up in the air* ah yes, just as i suspected. wind."
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"Some people live life in the fast lane. You're in oncoming traffic."
"so i was on youtube... and people started making jokes here's the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-XLL3nbYU&feature=fvwp great song too"
"How do you stop a rhino from charging? You take away its USB cable."
"Stuffs sugar packets into my handbag as I leave the cafe. Sachets away."
"Teenagers are overweight because... ...they aren't getting in enough physical activity. Damn consent laws..."
"I hate being bipolar. It's awesome."
"How many Trump supporters does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don't need light bulbs, the burning crosses provide enough illumination."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 8 and 9 died a horrible and tragic death, and 7 is the prime suspect."
"A priest, a rabbi, a nun, a doctor, an engineer and a blond walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, what is this, some kind of a joke?"""