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Joke of the Day

"What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court? Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself."

"What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt."

"You are? Follow instructions. Say - Eye Spell-map Say-ness"

"People that whip their seats back on airplanes are almost certainly terrible lovers."

"Where were you born? Boss: Where were you born? Employ: India .. Boss: which part? Employ: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India ."

"A reporter interviewed a 103-year-old woman. ""And what is the best thing about being 103?"" the reporter asked. She simply replied, ""No peer pressure."""

"I think it's fun that witches chose brooms to fly on, but if I were them, I'd fly on a rifle. This way when you land you have a rifle."

"Ripped a plug out of the wall by the cord. YOLO"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? In a BMW, the prick is on the inside."

"Ebay is way to hard to use I searched for lighters, and all I got was 71,274 matches."