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Joke of the Day
"What was the car doing in the dressing room? Changing attire."
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"If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive... I'll be a millionaire!"
"[Speaking at funeral] We made it guys it's Friday"
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"Pro tip: Instead of having kids, just adopt a couple raccoons. They'll trash your house too, but at least they can feed themselves."
"Sure, I can teach you about fractions, kid. Just remember this: There is a very fine line between the numerator and the denominator."
"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."
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"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."
"Beginning Magic by Beatrix Star"