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Joke of the Day
"Do you know the story of a penguin that breathed with his ass? It sat down and died."
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"Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ? To stop getting wet !"
"Years ago I used to do a lot of drag racing... ...buy I kept tripping in those high heels"
"I almost always wear black. Not because I'm depressed or trying to be all dark, but because I'm single and don't want to separate laundry."
"Did you hear about the hispanic that's been stealing all the trains? I heard he has some loco motives. (Locomotives)"
"Chain link fence gates will have their revenge on speeding 80s getaway cars."
"Two tomatoes cross the street Two tomatoes cross the street. One of the tomatoes gets hit by a car, and the other tomatoe goes ""Aw, come on... Catch up!"""
"How is Ellen Pao so good at driving Reddit into the ground? I thought Asian women couldn't drive ಠ_ಠ"
"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"
"I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."