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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon? One hits the spot..."

"What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa? ""Claus-trophobic"""

"Spandex is sausage casing for humans."

"250 dogs escaped from the SPCA Police are following a number of leads."

"I spend so much time in strip clubs that when the pizza delivery guy arrives I put his tip individually around his pants & then slap his ass"

"bad feelings when others left home they are thinking: did i closed the window... did i closed the fridge...? when i left home: did i delete my history?"

"Who won the Tour de France in 1940? the Sixth German Panzer Division"

"Why didn't the pretty woman walk down the street? Quadraplegic, terrible car crash ...but she still suck dick for money!"

"My autopsy is going to be surprising as hell because I am 100% filled with mashed potatoes"

"What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? The Tuba Four"