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Joke of the Day

"My friend from Prague is a writer. He likes to use Spellczech."

"Cricket Australia. Sponsored by Immodium. Stopping you from getting the runs."

"How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game? Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots"

"I don't really like Marxists... ...they have no class."

"Why should you avoid people dressed as celery? They could be stalking you!"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy."

"The good thing about having a lot of followers is that for every thousand there's about one who actually reads your tweets."

"Okay, 45-year-old divorced women on Facebook who are ""LUV'N' LIFE!"" Calm down. We get it."

"Why don't we call the Hindenburg... ... the Skytanic?"

"How much calcium is in a kiss? Enough to make a bone hard."