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Joke of the Day
"What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy."
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"A black first-grader runs home crying -Mommy mommy all my friends at school make fun of me cause I have a gigantic penis. His mom looks at him weird and says- ""Nigga you 17"""
"You know what sucks about Karaoke? Coworkers don't appreciate the time & effort that I put into my make up or outfit before singing Madonna"
"How can you tell if someone is a construction worker or a chemist The way they pronounce unionised"
"Pretty much the only time I WANT to hear about your ex is if she's standing behind me with a weapon, other than that I'm good."
"Trying to improve my street cred by lowering our minivan a couple inches."
"A man walks into a bar... ...and loses the international limbo championship. (I feel like this is probably really old, but I hadn't heard it before.)"
"Q: What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam? A: A four door grape."
"What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man. I'll just close the door behind me..."
"sometimes i wonder was it worth it to get laid at the expense of covering my firewood pile when it was about to rain? no... it never is"