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Joke of the Day

"Where did Jessica go after the explosion? Everywhere"

"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? You'd think it would be ""Arrrr"" but it's actually the C."

"Venus Williams has blamed her first round exit at Wimbledon to the balls not bouncing correctly. May I suggest for her to try some better fitting underwear?"

"Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland? Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes."

"I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym."

"What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks? There's twenty of them."

"I asked my wife what my rapper name should be. She suggested, ""2-PAAQ"" 2 pumps and a quiver. :'("

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my Grandfather Not screaming in terror like his passengers"

"How many dicks can Kim Jong-Un suck at once? He chooses to keeps that information secret."

"If there's one thing I know about Mexican stand offs... In the end, there can only be Juan."