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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks? There's twenty of them."
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"What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink? Canadian Club."
"A feminist one asked me ""What's your view on Lesbians""? I said ""1080p"""
"if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw"
"PSA: Always tip your prostitutes. Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for."
"Can we all agree to just stop what we're doing for 5 minutes and get a worldwide airplane safety speech and then we can skip them forever?"
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
"I SCREAM YOU SCREAM WE ALL SCREAM BECAUSE MY WIFE IS DRIVING WITHOUT HER GLASSES ON AGAIN!!"
"Thanks to Hurricane Sandy, my Facebook feed changed everybody from political analysts to weather people."
"What's red with seven dents Snow Whites cherry"