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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a duck and a fire work? A firequacker"

"Let me tell you a joke about my dick... Nevermind, it's too long."

"How does god receive prayers? knee-mail"

"Home is where the heart is, and hopefully it's where all of the other vital organs reside too."

"Sick Lemon and Sick Bird What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment What do you give a sick lemon? Lemonade"

"So Darwin comes across a sad penguin in an airport.... He goes up to the penguin and asks, ""Why so angry, you cute little fella?"" The penguin looks up to him and says ""flight's delayed."""

"I was told the Highlander was stopping by a Mexican nightclub When I showed up to the party, there was only Juan."

"Friends are like trees... Few swings with an axe and they fall down."

"My friend David lost his ID Now we just call him Dave"

"I remember my first sexual encounter. It was really a frightening experience. I was all by myself!"