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Joke of the Day
"It takes two to lie... One to lie and one to listen..."
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"What is something that you can never eat for breakfast? Lunch and dinner."
"Based on the musicians who thanked him at the Grammys, I gotta say: I'm not crazy for God's taste in music."
"What was the last thing that went through the hostages head? A bullet."
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"My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week."
"Why do Muslims not eat pork? Because MaHamHid"
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"Ask Me If I'm A Tomato"