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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son? James Bonding bah dun tss"

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped the coffee *before it was cool*."

"Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical? Because it feels like a wizard's sleave."

"There are 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who didn't expect this joke to be in base 3."

"If a single stick is called a ""fag"", and a bundle of ""fags"" is called a ""faggot"", then what do you call a group of ""faggots""? A ""subreddit"""

"My clothes don't fit anymore. There's only one possibly explanation. America is shrinking my clothes."

"A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle."

"I went outside for a minute and a bug touched me, so it looks like I'm back inside forever now."

"Superman: I'm my own worst enemy. Lex Luthor: oh. That's nice. I'm literally standing right here."

"Why can't women be botanists? Because they'll break the glass ceiling."