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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks up to a girl at the bar. Not knowing she was crazy, he says ""hey, you're an 8!"" She smiles at him and begins peeing on the floor."

"the similarities between a wife and a grenade if you pull the ring off, the house is gone"

"Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either"

"He told me I was the ""bee's knees"". I believe I merit being compared to something more like a lemur's femur. Who doesn't love Zoboomafoo?"

"Which kid? Wife: Honey, i think you don't love our kids equally. It seems you have one that gets less love from you. Husband: Really? Which kid do you mean? Karl, Tina or the fat one"

"Is this where you put your jokes? According to my ex wife my career and penis should be here"

"A robot goes to see a psychiatrist... ""Just because my intelligence is artificial doesn't mean that my problems aren't real."""

"My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She's fine. But the dog died."

"My doctor said i shouldn't just binge drink all weekend. I tried taking his advice but can't drink a bottle of Jack Daniels every day."

"""Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"""