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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks up to a girl at the bar. Not knowing she was crazy, he says ""hey, you're an 8!"" She smiles at him and begins peeing on the floor."

"What English King invented the fireplace ? Alfred the grate !"

"How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb? 1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was"

"People with egg avatars are the extras having silent conversations that no one pays attention to."

"How are dogs and addicts similar? They both have PAWS"

"The French word for shoe insole is semelle, which they often do."

"I have a hard time believing an auto dealer really wants my business if their entire lot isn't covered in the shade of helium balloons."

"Meghan Trainor songs: -All About That Bass -Flounder's Good Too -Also I Like Shrimp -Wait, I'm a Vegan -All About That Kale"

"Breaking news: The Irish have come up with a new use for sheep. Wool."

"What does non-alcoholic beer and going down on you cousin have in common? Sure they taste the same, but it just ain't right."