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Joke of the Day

"What kind of overalls does mario wear? Denim, denim, denim"

"I've seen some bad thieves in my life before... But this one couldn't even take the cake!"

"Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind a guy on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing him."

"Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste."

"[phone rings] ""Hello?"" Hi, is your refrigerator running? ""WTF?"" ...well Hillary is! Hi, I'd like to talk to you about the Clinton campaign."

"What do you call a group of students? A school."

"Do you know the difference between me and eggs? Eggs get laid."

"George Zimmerman knock knock joke Person 1:Knock knock. Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: George Zimmerman. Person 2: George Zimmerman who? Person 1: Ok good you're automatically on that jury."

"Why did Van Gogh become a painter? Because he didn't have an ear for music."

"jesus could get on twitter and be like ""fear not, child. i know for a fact that your going to heaven!"" and someone would be like ""you're""."