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Joke of the Day

"Went to the doctor the other day, he told me I had to stop masturbating... I asked him why and he said, ""Because I'm trying to examine you"""

"Whats the difference between men in the Military and Cops Military only beat their wives part of the year."

"How did Jesus stay in such good shape? Cross fit."

"Modern Medical Humor Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle that says, ""May cause extreme sexiness"""

"I don't watch basketball... If I wanted to see a load of black guys scoring every minute, I'd go to your mother's house."

"My neighbor is constantly whining about her small breasts. I think she's being a little too melondramatic"

"What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch? A witch in soggy trainers."

"Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store? Because baggers can't be choosers,"

"Something good is coming my way I can feel it. Nothing life changing, probably just a hotdog God please let it be a hotdog"

"What so you call a religious dinosaur? A prayeradactyl."