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Joke of the Day
"Why were the potato people upset with their leader? He was a dick-tater"
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"There was a recall on my hearing aid but I never heard about it."
"I bet vampires just walk around saying how different things were in back the old days."
"The networks need to change the phrase ""Breaking News"" to ""Now What?"""
"What's the hardest part about winning crossfit? Being 5 foot 6"
"My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist."
"Just one bottle of vitaminwater provides a full day's supply of unnecessary and gullible. Also, electrolytes."
"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."
"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"
"What do you call a stoner when horny? A weed wacker! - Now please post weed related jokes"