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Joke of the Day
"Dude is texting with a flip phone, just like George Washington did"
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"Look, I might not take a bullet for you but I'd push someone else in front of you which is practically the same thing."
"Thanks 'the news', but I get my political info from the Facebook posts of crazy relatives and people I haven't seen since high school."
"If she's not ruining your life.....She's just not that into you."
"4 gay guys walk into a bar, but there's only 1 available stool. What do they do? Flip it over."