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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy that farted in church? He had to sit in his own pew."

"I always keep a baseball bat under my bed in case 17 people break in and wanna play baseball"

"Why should you torrent only from French sites? Because it'll run faster."

"*doesn't look up from phone* I do"

"Who are you going to trust, some real doctor who says it's impossible to make you a centaur, or me, the guy with a hacksaw and half a horse?"

"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."

"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France? There was nothing left but de Brie."

"You can't run through a camp ground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents"

"I made a joke XD What do you call it when a soldier gets laid? *Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid? *Lies.*"

"imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline... ""so, what are you wearing?"" ""sensible athletic wear, yah!"" ""ughhhhhhhh."""