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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair? he was a bad conductor."

"I tried to find out why my cat kept licking itself... turns out its actually quite tasty."

"There is still hope for for Hillary Clinton Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison."

"Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant looks at the menu and says ""okay!"""

"A new vending machine opened up at isis headquarters today... It was called the allahu snackbar."

"In mother Russia..... .... Joke is you."

"What do you call a medical student that graduated at the bottom of his class with a 2.0 GPA? A doctor"

"""Let me be clear"" the sliding glass door said as I face planted it."

"Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off? Ferguson!"

"I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans Free. - [*Darren Walsh*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"