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Joke of the Day
"I started a band with my dog. He barks while I eat Cheetos. It's indie, you wouldn't get it."
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"You're too drunk, dear. Alcohol you later."
"Him: Your body is like poetry Me: That's so nice! H: A haiku M:.. H: Little on the top, big in the middle, little on the bottom M: Just stop"
"What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical? A rebel without applause."
"What time of day is it in France right now? Mourning"
"What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke? RIP post"
"What do you call a Canadian fish with no bones? Phil, eh?"
"Get a free debt analysis by visiting your parents this holiday."
"I like my women like my coffee... ...really hot, and all over my crotch"
"Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their schlitz."