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Joke of the Day
"What kind of stationary can't you defend yourself with? A TACK"
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"I know you're not supposed to question doctors, but it's weird how my dentist keeps insisting on checking my prostate."
"*does something weird* *looks around for witnesses* *sees no one* *does something weird, LOUDER*"
"Cancer isn't so bad It'll grow on you"
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you pick up anything with that?"
"I was suffering from pinkeye for a long time until I found www.curing-conjunctivitis.com It was a site for sore eyes"
"PUN MEGATHREAD Post your punniest, worst, most awful puns here"
"Ice cream sandwich listens intently through the wall of the refrigerator as turkey and mayo whisper, ""He's not a real sandwich."""
"Hey people who have the alarm noise as your ringtone, I'd like you to die."
"Record ice and precipitation in the northeast and I'm paranoid that the government is watching me Because I am snowed in."